- Fri, 17:02: RT @Charliestolz: I don't think anything in comics this year will top this. Thank you @Doncates and @zdarsky https://t.co/cSvgyt11ge
- Fri, 17:56: RT @KenStachnik: This might be the greatest Jaws shirt of all time. https://t.co/sdN4Edg1Lk
- Fri, 19:26: I keep forgetting to post my #RPGaDay links here to Twitter... here's yesterday, were I kinda-sorta discuss stuff I… https://t.co/4hpRNEceOs
- Fri, 20:17: Otis: "Burn his tongue out." Weaver: "That's cruel and unusual!" Otis: "The name of our sitcom is 'Cruel and Unusual.'" #funnygamers
- Fri, 20:47: RT @adembskibowden: Thanks for this critical analysis, Facebook. https://t.co/yDJ8wHi0IY
- Fri, 22:37: Stills: "His sacrifice was not in vain, his blood empowered me!" Sean (OOC): "You killed him for a beat and you know it." #funnygamers
- Fri, 13:15: For those of you interested in such things, last night over at my gaming blog I posted the write up from the Trinit… https://t.co/FpXk1JZKGb
- Fri, 21:36: "A demon bird shits on his heart, and he's a crybaby?!" #funnygamers
- Fri, 23:14: "Lead the way." "You know I'm going to be invisible, right?" #funnygamers
- Fri, 15:32: RT @UnburntWitch: Donut is here to break up your TL on a rough news day https://t.co/TEydnoWc7U
- Fri, 21:17: "I _heard_ you, but justify the ignorant stuff you just said!" #funnygamers
- Fri, 21:20: "You broke _eight_ limbs with a wave of your hand?" "Two waves. One for their arms, one for their legs." #funnygamers
- Fri, 17:58: RT @carlquintanilla: Marilyn Monroe was born today in 1926. Here’s my favorite picture of her, with Ella Fitzgerald — who couldn’t get book…
- Fri, 17:59: RT @sweetpavement: Almost like if we started refusing to build the Technocratic Surveillance State, maybe no one would build it. https://t.…
- Fri, 18:00: RT @HowtheWoodMoves: I'm running a 50% sale on my flagship games, Chariot, MSG™ and The Shivering Circle this week. https://t.co/IIS57JXqrA
- Fri, 20:44: "We should continue and someone watches our six." "But there's five of us." #funnygamers
- Fri, 21:25: "I _am_ the ship's doctor, I just don't care about saving this patient." #funnygamers
- Fri, 18:09: Important thread https://t.co/BIKAasSZk1
- Fri, 21:14: I'm probably talking out my ass on this, but I can't help but wonder if this is an _actual_ surge, or if it looks l… https://t.co/xSqCPTVdzr
- Fri, 22:24: "I'm not arguing semantics, I'm addressing semantics." "Same difference." "Now _that's_ semantics." #funnygamers
- Sun, 21:19: Just realized how badly I've fucked up a plot I was running. Desperately digging through old notes trying to find a… https://t.co/F4gVJOXS9E
- Sun, 22:07: "I have 'devouring human flesh' blue balls." #funnygamers
- Mon, 01:19: RT @HamillHimself: FUN FACT (for the dimwitted) #MayTheDuhBeWithYou https://t.co/LKJOUAE77G
- Sun, 20:39: "It's not my job to judge people." "Just devour them." "Well, yes." #funnygamers
- Sun, 21:14: "How was the librarian? Did he help?" "Well, um, about that..." "Did Otis eat him? Please tell me Otis didn't eat h… https://t.co/Lo60WXyVq1
- Sun, 21:25: "You have bad luck teleporting cultists." #funnygamers
- Sun, 20:14: "I'm not arguing _for_ mass-murder. I'm defending hypothetical past mass-murder." #funnygamers
- Sun, 19:31: RT @AnneWheaton: I say this with nothing but love. Have a good week, fuckers. You're worth it. #inspirationalquotes
- Sun, 22:03: "Hey, I have morals! Wait, I have molars." #funnygamers
- Sun, 22:14: "The Charleston Invictus court has retaken control of Morgantown, and I am its Regent. If anyone has a problem with… https://t.co/bK3nwoCqLz
- Sun, 22:02: "Multiple times I snap a 'no comment' and release a cloud of pineapple vape." #funnygamers
- Fri, 19:16: This came out pretty well. 'Swedish' meatloaves. https://t.co/xxGg0DOn0w
- Fri, 22:41: "What was that?" "I teleported you, I explained this." "You gotta get permission for that shit!" "We would have dri… https://t.co/MVilNZcOSb
- Fri, 23:50: "Howard, did you say you contact the God Machine?" "No, I'm _hacking_ the God Machine." "Oh no." #funnygamers
- Sat, 00:56: "You hear blood-curdling screams. Screams that would curdle the blood of a normal person. A person with normal bloo… https://t.co/rzrgZk33ru
- Sun, 21:14: "Who are you gonna believe, the voice in your head or the expert on goblins?" #funnygamers
- Mon, 00:11: "I'll be fair, our relationship has not progressed beyond me being willing to sell you for a sandwich." #funnygamers
- Sun, 14:20: RT @Over9000coffey: This is pretty fantastic https://t.co/XawoDrdlsQ
- Sun, 19:22: First meal I've cooked this year. https://t.co/WCx767hrbJ
- Sun, 20:46: "I guess I'm not an important elf, my name doesn't have any apostrophes." #funnygamers
- Sat, 21:27: "This is treading terribly close to vamp-splaining." #funnygamers
- Sun, 02:32: RT @MitchFizzl: You better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why: He hunts by echolocation. He will hear…
- Sun, 02:53: I try very hard not to think about the snap, crackle, and pop of my toes/ankles when I go up stairs these days.
- Sun, 20:11: "Maybe his species experiences things out of order." "That would explain a *lot* about goblins." #funnygamers
- Thu, 13:56: Thread https://t.co/RlKtfZxhgw
- Thu, 20:10: "Unleash the beast. <beat> Me. Unleash me." #funnygamers
- Wed, 21:53: "Okay, there's a Waffle House on the moon and you're there now. Fine." "Well, I don't believe in tipping." #funnygamers
- Wed, 22:28: "I'm one better than Mr. T. I'm Mr. U." #funnygamers
- Wed, 23:57: [Goon gets blinded with lasers] "We just came from a casino so he's giving him the big blind and the little blind." #funnygamers
- Thu, 01:34: RT @KevinFrane: LRT: Quantum Devil Saga: Avatar Tuner volume 2 is HERE! You can order the paperback now; hardcover should be on Amazon by w…
- Sun, 21:36: "If you love someone, you set them free." "If I see her again, she's dead." #funnygamers #w20
- Mon, 02:19: RT @Shake_Well: RT if you have literally never texted or tweeted while watching a movie in a theatre. https://t.co/2qzQ7vkGt1
- Thu, 22:31: "I don't know if you know this, but the Romans didn't have energy weapons." #funnygamers
- Thu, 23:48: "So what can you tell me about this druid?" "*cough*he'sfromspace*cough*" #funnygamers
- Fri, 01:08: "Fly under the radar." "This planet is not yet that advanced." #funnygamers
- Fri, 01:10: RT @BadAstronomer: Feel free to use this as needed. https://t.co/X2P6Sy2uPF https://t.co/5zyxqgyfJg
- Wed, 15:05: So who started this "begin trailers with a jarring 1-second clip as an intro" thing? What the hell is that all about?
- Wed, 18:43: "His scent was on the corpse. Also, you've met him." "Yeah, but I didn't ram my nose up his ass." "Then you're not playing a lupus right."
- Wed, 20:39: "He needs to learn more about humans, and you need to learn a little less." #funnygamers
- Wed, 21:18: RT @rderekp: Now that we have the Emoji movie, I can't wait to see what's next in the Unicode Consortium Universe.
- Wed, 21:19: "You should change to Glabro, it'll distort your features." "I barely pass for human in Homid! In Glabro, I'll be a Sabretooth Hunchback!"