I'm worried...

No, no, nothing's wrong. And that's the problem.

I'm in Indy now, at the Comfort Suites. I arrived here with the help of two of the smoothest flights I've had in recent memory. No major delays, everything was on time. My luggage didn't even get searched. The pilot of the first flight even called me up to the cockpit to tell me he liked my 'Zombie Repellent' t-shirt. No shit.

And on top of all of this, my hotel room has free wireless internet.

The only thing I can think of is that I'm going to be struck by lightning as soon as I leave the building or something. This is going too well.