My tweets

• Sun, 21:17: As a general rule, even if I want dessert, if the waiter doesn't ask about it I assume the restaurant would prefer that I get it elsewhere.
• Sun, 21:24: Intelligence is sometimes a burden. But if you're going to play it up for the attention, try to be sure that you're _actually_ that smart.
• Mon, 00:58: RT @Abattoirista: 80% of businesses prey on either vanity, stupidity or impatience. The rest are restaurants.