My tweets

• Sun, 13:45: Oh God I went outside for two minutes and came back in and because of 'transitions' lenses I'M BLIND.
• Sun, 14:53: RT @Abattoirista: 46716 AD, or 616 postliberationem, the Machine is activated. Almost immediately, it begins making adjustments to human hi…
• Mon, 00:31: Not good to drive, not good to write. Now what do I do?
• Mon, 00:39: Apparently one of my options tonight is to listen to bad karaoke.
• Mon, 00:59: So, to kill a few minutes: saw Iron Man 3 earlier. Liked some stuff, didn't like some other stuff. Better than Iron Man 2. Rating: B
• Mon, 01:12: Okay, I can probably drive home now.
• Mon, 01:27: Hilariously enough, still not the worst birthday I've ever had.