My tweets

• Fri, 19:34: RT @SirPatStew: Elmo! #gogodididonyc @TwoPlaysInRep http://t.co/1NUvjFpyet
• Fri, 20:59: One day I'll get food at @BurgerKing without having to wait 6-7 minutes for fries and die of shock.
• Fri, 22:53: "Give me a knowledge(nobility) check to make sure you know the proper etiquette. *other player rolls badly, shrugs* You farted, didn't you?"