My tweets

• Wed, 13:22: That moment when you have to explain to someone else's cat that you feel awkward petting them because you dislike their owner.
• Wed, 18:36: RT @wilw: Remember: it’s very important to devein your nutmeg before you use it in your recipes.
• Thu, 01:34: RT @SirPatStew: Merry Christmas! https://t.co/r5CeMqDfG8