My tweets

• Fri, 16:52: RT @sannewman: Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. …
• Fri, 22:43: "If you make your roll to notice the fishplane, the book doesn't say but you're required to take out your flask, uncap it, and pour it out."
• Fri, 22:52: "He's not a person, he's a lupus!" #facepalm #dammitjohn #w20
• Fri, 22:56: "It's a waxing gibbous moon, almost a full moon." "My moon-boner is rising." #funnygamers #facepalm #w20
• Fri, 23:52: "This isn't a wizard. It's a nerd. It's math, not recipes for brews and whatnot." #moohoohaha