My tweets

• Wed, 13:22: Have I mentioned today how much I hate the term 'wintry mix?' It's like the most annoying weather ever hired a marketing firm.
• Wed, 22:12: One of my players: "I don't like Daleks." Me: "Then I've got some bad news for you." #funnygamers #dwaitas
• Wed, 23:35: RT @ResistDJTrump: Lord Dampnut. Love it! @colinmochrie #resist #trump https://t.co/6jT6Cp0qpa
• Wed, 23:36: *The Doctor describes having a companion* One player: "A human?" Another player: "We should get one of those!" #funnygamers #dwaitas
• Wed, 23:39: "I am *not* crawling through the sewers of Skaro. This scarf belonged to Marcel Marceau." #funnygamers #dwaitas
• Wed, 23:44: "The sewers have the lowest chance of encountering a live Dalek." "There is one word about that sentence that _greatly_ concerns me."
• Thu, 01:28: "How do you do 'Home Keys' when one arm is a gun and the other is a plunger?" #funnygamers #dwaitas