A thing you didn't know about me

It's a little-known fact that I actually have several aliases. See, if you go by how the mail is sorted at my house, in addition to Chris Shaffer it is revealed that I am also known as 'Current Resident,' 'Occupant,' and 'Postal Customer.'

Unfortunately, I've bought too much crap under those aliases and thus everyone now knows of them, judging by the amount of mail I receive under those names.

(In all seriousness, though, for some reason it was decided years ago that I'm the guy whose job it is to throw away all that crap even though I have to haul it upstairs to do so, whereas my relatives on the ground floor don't have to worry about it.)