My tweets

[mythicfox]

• Fri, 16:52: RT @MegGardiner1: “The children,” someone screams. “Won’t someone think of the children?!” Shoppers grab them. They’re 40% off. #talesfromb…
• Sat, 01:25: RT @funranium: Can't remember the attribution, beyond my dad, but always loved this: "The reward for good service to the king is never a cr…